There is an Illusion

hazelnvt:

otters hold hands when they sleep so they don’t float away from one another. this makes me so happy. (source: dalliance)


When someone asks me why I’m single

whatshouldwecallme:


I am jealous of those who think more deeply, who write better, who draw better, who look better, who live better, who love better than I.
-  Sylvia Plath (via have—not)

alyssaaraee:

i didn’t know alpacas were so majestic
christian-glibertarian:


ancap-princess:

christian-glibertarian:

g0atman:

Volcano erupting from space

It looks like it’s erupting from Earth.

Earth is in space.

You’re in space.

khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 


thefoodogatemyhomework:

Round windows are one of my great weaknesses.

witchcraftand-wizardry:

i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy


awesomephilia:

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

(Source: dutchster)


It was probably nothing but it felt like the world.
- Morrissey, Autobiography (p. 141)

(Source: hannaaurora)


Lay with me Cersei, I incest
- Jaime Lannister, probably, at some point (via stupid-fucking-rope)